Tuesday, July 12, 2005
A Little Comic Relief!
With this I am signing off again for several days as I make preparations to attend the 6th Annual Freedom 21 Santa Cruz Convention in Reno, Nev., making a presentation Thursday (7/14) on "Sustainable Development and the 'Real Matrix'" (not exact title, it keeps changing).
For background see my seven-part article "The Real Matrix" (links to other six parts at bottom).
Now for the comic relief.
> Subject: Fwd: FW: George Carlin Speaks
> Subject: COWS, CONSTITUTION, TEN COMMANDMENTS,
> Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
> that our government can track a cow born in Canada
> almost three years ago, right to the
> stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington.
> And they tracked her calves to their stalls.
> But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
> aliens wandering around our country.
> Maybe we should give them all a cow.
> They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
> Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by
> a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200
> years and we're not using it anymore.
> TEN COMMANDMENTS:
> The real reason that we can't have the Ten
> Commandments in a Courthouse?
> You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt
> Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a
> building full of lawyers, judges and politicians!
> It creates a hostile work environment!
> And Last but not least.....
> George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart ..
> "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars.
> O.J. Simpson and
> Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin
> Laden, too, but they take the one woman in America
> willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and
> haul her butt off to jail."